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when you take a fish from a pond and lick it’s asshole clean
i love eating fish asshole, she said. it’s a great pastime.
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A name for a theatre kid who thinks that the Soviet Union is funny. Based on a small Styrofoam fish who is 4 inches long.
"Hey that kid is listening to the Soviet Anthem during our rehearsal!"
"He's totally being like Fred The Fish."
Your fuckin a girl from the back at the beach and you pull out smack it in the sand and stuff it in her ass and when she screams you fish hook the bitch.
Dude I double dip fish hooked this bitch at the beach.
a stupid YouTube video uploaded by an anonymous YouTuber. The video is kinda annoying
A: Yo bro I have got a fish!
B: Do you get the fish in the top 5 fish? I got all
A: Of course not, do you mean in that stupid video? Aren't you afraid of your mom?
B: Wait a min...
B's mom: HEY! WHY YOU BOUGHT A COKAROUCH INSIDE MY LITTLE HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.
Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?
Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.
The act of admiring the ass of passers by .
Also what men pretend not to be doing when walking past attractive women in short dresses/skirts or tight fitting pants/shorts
'Bob, i hope you ain't ass fishing again ! '
'No Vera, i was justa lookin in that window at the pretty er , display '
The ultimate way to display your virginity while getting the absolute shit hazed out of you. However you will most likely win a national championship and make norwhich university your bitch
Fish jones: hey are you going to join Fish Drill Team?
Fish smith: hell no I’m not a tool!
Fish jones: thats why no girls want you