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Falling asleep before 10 pm, even on weekends.
Fuckin Tom knocked at Tom O’ Clock, on Friday night...
When your dumbass thinks that the "H" in "H₂O" has an exponent.
Question on a science exam: What is the formula for water?
You: H²O
Science teacher then proceeds to whack you with a belt.
Sean O - Spencer is a desperate guy who approaches girls through texting to have sex with, while they are in their periods. Just because he works for launch control, doesn’t mean he can launch d*ckpics to girls through texting
Sean O - Spencer: I use fake names to rape girls
Girl: Stop!
Sean O - Spencer: Shut up, I am rich!
This old shrink dude I hated they referred to only as "Dr. O" simply because people wouldn't pronounce Okasinski like it's actually THAT complicated. It's like OKAY, It's a SIN to SKI. How hard is that? So I'm like you wanna be an "O" do you? Fine. Lots of things are O's. How would you like to be known as Dr. BIG BROWN HOLIO? DR. BLOWIN' SMOKE-RINGS OUT HIS OLEOLEO? DR. OREOLEO? DR. DONUT HOLIO? DR. ASSAHOLIO? DR. BUTTAHOLIO? DR. WHATEVER'S ROUND IS OLEO. I'VE GOT AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY HERE. I'LL HAVE TO ADD DR. GLORY HOLIO!
"Fuck Doctor O In All Of His Holios!"
Dr. Assaholski. Dr. Glory Holski.
"Fuck Doctor O In his big brown Olski!"
Jack is the most handsome, and loving boy you will ever meet. His eyes are the prettiest shade of blue you will ever see, and his face is one so perfect that you’d never get sick of looking at him. He has amazing style and people often look to him for fashion advice. He is the best guy you’ll ever talk to, and he’ll make you ruin your sleep schedule.
“Wow jack O has beautiful blue eyes”
“Jack O’s girlfriend is lucky to have him”
idk some morse code
omg how are you????
o e o e o
thats sooo good!!! o o e e o oe o