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People named Darian and only spelled Darian have huge fat pp’s that are enjoyable and perfect length as well size.
Darian’s HUGE FAT pp means that your pp is nice.
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the act of taking a dump when your constapated
"im dropping the fat kids off at the pool"
"you mean your constapated
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a wildly entertaining new game involving a really fat girl in which one or more males stand around her and see who can leave the biggest mushroom stamp.
Jaime, Che, Ian, and Jeremy had played a viscous game of slapping the fat with my meat salami last night in which Che was disqualified for licking the fat before slapping it.
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A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.
In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.
Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"
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this is just another way to say the word Fuck.
where the fat-free-ice-cream are we going?
what the fat-free-ice-cream?!
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The Queen: Philip, would you find it most triumphant if we had emulsified high-fat offal tubes for luncheon?
Philip: yes mate.
"let's have some sausage and mash"
bangers and mash
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The best compliment you can receive, if you haven’t been called a Fat Ugly Dumb Bitch Whore then you clearly aren’t living right, life is full of fucked up people and fucked up shit but you can always count on a fat ugly dumb bitch whore, it’s amazing how someone who’s given that much hate can bring SO much joy into the lives of others. They’re really somethin to treasure :)
Did you see that Fat Ugly Dumb Bitch Whore today? She’s the fuckin best, high key jealous of how great she is.
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