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The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 5, 2018


Butt Nut Buffet

Sexual act involving at least 2 people, usually 3 or more, where one or more participants proceed to consume the male ejaculate out of the asshole of another counterpart which just had one or more men climax into

Guy 1: "Yo Bro, check that girl out! she looks so hungry!"

Guy 2: "did you mean to say thirsty??"

Guy 1: No man, she looks like she's ready for a huge 'butt nut buffet!'"

by Carotenuto May 24, 2018


Nut n Cheese

When your nutting and it ends up being cheese

"Yo Danny Last Night I Got Nut n Cheese Bruh It Hurt"

by Nut Supplier August 12, 2019


Slap nut slut

A BBW who likes slapping the nuts of other guys wink wink

Hey that huge girl is a slap nut slut

by Big pappy1 November 13, 2018


Primal wall-nut

That guy from Plants v.s Zombies 2 that has a fast recharge. He's hot.

Wow I didn't know Primal wall-nut can survive Gargantaur smashes!

by Primative Nutz September 30, 2020


Doggy nut buster

When jerry dog is fucking him in his ass and jerry makes his ass tight and makes the dog balls burst loads of jizz in his ass for his dog to lick out

Jerry- gave my dog a doggy nut buster

by Jerry finger dog June 20, 2019


Speckled Dough Nut

When a dough misses the sink and cums all over his face.

Damn son you smell like a speckled dough nut.

by Mr_O May 5, 2015