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my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn
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Funny monkey disease, or FMD, is just a nicer way to say AID's. It would be alot nice if you heard, sorry i gave you funny monkey disease, rather than, sorry i gave you AIDs. I mean, seriously, who wouldn't want to have something called funny monkey disease. It has the words funny and monkey in it. Sounds like fun
Sorry, I forgot to tell you, i have funny monkey diseas, you might want to get yourself checked.
Oh, ok....
-2 mins later-
What the hell is funny monkey disease???
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When you invest every last penny to your name into cryptocurrency and stocks and lose all of it
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The act of masturbating ones self with their feet.
Being a contortionist can really be helpful when i give myself a Brazilian Monkey Twist.
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a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.
we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.
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A primate that is used, drunk or sober, to throw darts at a dartboard containing various options or conditions. Often used by weather meterologist to 'plan' or 'predict' future weather temperatures and conditions. Results are often better than professional human predictions.
Tracy's weather predictions weren't even close, she should have used a "dart monkey" for the week's outlook.
Jim shold have used a "dart monkey" to pick concert seats, his choice was awful.
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As a noun - someone who is crunk and a monkey! As a verb - someone who gets crunk and monkeylike! Coined by Kevin Risk in the late naughties.
Luke: "Let's go jolling!"
Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"
Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"
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