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The official anime day for weebs
Just ........... PLUS ULTRA
MOI IPPON
MOI DICTA
GOMU GOMU NOOOOOOOO PISTOLLLLLL
DECEMBER 14TH
Todays the day where you can be as delulu as you want and everyone has to go along with it!
Harper:He totally likes me! He said hi to me in the hallway!
Gabby: no he doesn’t??? He doesn’t even know you?
Harper: it’s December 14TH your supposed to agree with me!
Write a letter to your friends and put it in their locker, you can write how thankful you are that you met them, how good of a friend they are and so on.
Friend: Oh, look a letter
Y/n: Woah, cool wonder who's it from?
Frined: *opens and reads letter* naww thank you *hugs*
Y/n: Ohh it wasn't supposed to make you cry, I'm sorry haha. You know 7 december just had to do it hahah.
No Squirt December is when when a female must go the whole month without masterbating or having sexual intercourse or any sexual conflict of that nature for the whole month on decomber
Hey emma, wanna bang?
Nah im ok its no squirt December.
example #1: Hey dude! Wanna play minecraft?
example #2: aw, sorry, maybe next time, my mom said to do chores for today
example #1: What?!? Its no chores December!
In december you can get a free lap dance from anybody.
Boy 1: Hey you have to give me a lap dance!
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.
use a hairdryer to dry your dick everyday for 5 minute
dont take showers
avoid getting any liquids onto your little cock
are you ready for dry dic december?