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My Therapist for my 93-year-old mother as she comes into her at home and looks at it with fresh eyes and tells us immediately what we can do to improve it’s therapist for my 93-year-old mother as she comes into her at home and looks at it with fresh eyes and tells us immediately what we can do to improve it
Susan my 93 year old Moms Occupational therapist came into our home and With her fresh eyes told us immediately what we could do to enhance our dear mothers life
It seems like a crime that this doesn't exist. You know what I mean, right? It's like 😖+🤦+🤏 That's kind of what it would look like.
Hym *Frustrated eye rubbing emoji* *sigh* "Look, I appreciate the effort but I don't even know how I got engaged in this pseudo-dialogue with you. Your sycophants accused me of plagiarism (the vote section got pretty plagiarism-y at least) which I did not like (at all), I punished them with the truth, and you clearly took it personally. Your thing works fine. The desired results was not achieved but that's almost entirely the fault of the liars around me (who don't value human life by the way). I just want to prove that I am not imagining things when people make reference to me. I was right. They are doing the thing I thought they were doing. Where is this 👇
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I just want to know where this ☝️ is. It cannot be used. On anyone. I won't allow it. So long as you are trying to use it I will refuse to act. Especially in a positive direction. I will do the opposite. Neutral or negative. That is what doing 👇 this
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Achieves. 100% failure rate. Unless the goal is to create a negative outcome. In which case, 100% success rate. When I'm dead be sure to maximally punish the people responsible."
Two partners start kissing one another with their eyes open and who ever closes their eyes or laughes looses.
Me and my boyfriend played eyes wide open last night and I won!
When you don’t belong in the New World Testament Bible’s description of qualities in the new world.
Typically, cocksuckers already can’t cry.
Therein lay the proof, poof NWTOTHS.
Dan Stone: What are we gonna slap them with?
Matthew Nofal: Fuck that - Eye Proof. Zzzzzzzip!
Stephen Wallans: WTFEP.
When a group of friends is out and about and they see a dog with some real What A Chad like behaviour, so they have to shame the dog by making a comment loud enough that the owner can hear it and carry the shame of the dog.
Person 1: Ew, that dog has total slut eyes.
Person 2: Ew, yeah gross
The sensation when real strong white stuff is snorted.
After snorting, he said, "Man that's some real strong white stuff, a real eye popper."
when you see something that is so horrible, like gacha heat.
person1: Hey person2 look at this video!
person2: what the fuck is this
person1: my hot Roblox girlfriend!
person2: my eyes are bleeding