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The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers
Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?
Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny
When you ask what is the matter, it’s your mom. An answer standing in for what you really don’t want to say, or when you are messing with your buddies.
Friend: “What’s the matter?”
You: “Your mom.”
Your Mom is an asteroid spotted at the edge of our Solar System, while its height and width is unknown, we can estimate that it weights between 8 million to 27 million kilograms
Sneeze: Broooooo, I can't wait for the Earth to get destroyed by Your Mom
Your Son: Shut up
somebody i would totally hit+very sexy and cute
-is that your mom?
-wow she’s so sexy! ❤️❤️😨❤️🤪😨❤️❤️
A total MILF I would do any day...
Boy 1: Dude, your mom is such a MILF!
Boy 2: Eww don't be gross!
win you start humping a wall and your teacher sees what are you doing you say your mom tonight.
or if you dside to go humh a strite light and the cop says what are you doing you say your mom and think in jall y did you lisin to an 11 yer old on the enter net waly you spnd the rest of your life in jall.
or if you dside to go humh a strite light and the cop says what are you doing you say your mom and think in jall y did you lisin to an 11 yer old on the enter net waly you spnd the rest of your life in jall.
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Your mom is so fat… (insert fat joke)