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Tasty Poop

When you like poop. There is mental die=sease and its start with c

Such Tasty Poop

by Bob IS Joe December 22, 2021


Politician Poop

A dump where your colon, and subsequently, the majority of your toilet are full of shit like a politician. This bowel movement is the result of a fiber rich diet, and is noted by several productive pushes, an overuse of toilet paper, and the need to flush more than once to get rid of the mess.

"I'm sorry I'm late. I had to take a politician poop, and it took twenty minutes to flush it all down."

by King12401 July 31, 2022


Poop training

The trading of helping your poop on to make you butt grow.

I've poop training all day, so my but will grow

by Hhhhhoknhgbbkbg May 5, 2015


poop cancer

Slang term for constipation.

"I had severe poop cancer yesterday."

by thevibesinquestion May 25, 2023


Poop Swarmers

A rarely used common phrase used by popular niche celebrities. This group of individuals loves to hate the poop. Specifically, generally they prefer the unwanted feces of L'Hopital.

"You girls are sucking my penis like a bunch of Poop Swarmers." -Ron Jeremy
"It's a me, L'Hopital!" -Poop Swarmers (in a Mario voice, from hit movie Super Mario Bros. (1993), directed by Rocky Morton and Anabel Jankel, starring the Goombas!) {with poop in their mouths}

by May 3, 2021


poop criminal

One who is so deviant in nature mentally that they go above and beyond the normally accepted practice of a poop joke for example taking a shit in a drawer that does not belong to said person then lying in wait for that sour reaction. These folks take it to a level that is just wrong. One example being that fast food worker who dumps into a bag just to pocket it into work for the secret sauce. Also those who perform deviated sexual practice's
Like a shit blister,mudslide or a dirty Sanchez.

Deviant: Would you like some fries

with that burger. Sanchez:Hey I'm filling up a rubber now I feel kinda sick ask my girl friend with the mustache. Deviant:um ok if you quit taking a shit into a condom in front of me they are on the house. Sanchez:mind your own me and my bitch are going to crazy town this evening I heard they have midget wrestling tournament there tonight. I just got out of jail for my poop crimes and am considered to be a poop criminal. Hurry up!

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020


spooky poop

when you take a poop in the foreboding and mysterious dark.

the lights were off in the bathroom so i took a spooky poop. it was totally dark, mysterious, and foreboding in there man.

by gagi221 August 8, 2024