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A disease that your best friend inflicts upon you when you have not seen them for at least six months. Symptoms including crying and nagging of your best friend. The only known cure for this disease is for the affected patient to see their best friend. In severe, cases, if left untreated the disease can lead to fighting among best friends.
Dude, I haven't seen my best friend in months! I'm gonna get best friend withdrawal syndrome!
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A female companion that resembels a girl friend but that's realationships time frame only lasts the week of spring break
Dam that girl is hot, I'm going to make her my Spring Break Girl Friend
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Something prejudiced people say when they're called out on their prejudice. Smacks of tokenism and hypocrisy.
Person A: You can't trust those goddamn crackers.
Person B: Don't be prejudiced against white people.
Person A: Don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are crackers.
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The time after someone requests to be your friend on Facebook or some other social media site. This is a lag period in which the invitee receives the offer, contemplates, evaluates the person's looks, number of mutual friends, other hot friends, and general demeanor before accepting the request. This period is very similar to the "two day rule" when getting someone's digits. By stretching the friend request waiting period ever so slightly, it appears that you are not so desperate for a new friend addition.
Guy 1: "Yo I just became friends with this smoking hot chick other day. You should add her and look at her photos."
Guy 2: "Already tried to add her after I saw you became friends with her. She hasn't accepted my request yet."
Guy 1: "Damn. You must be in the friend request waiting period.... good luck with all that."
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October 17 is the day anybody gets to prank their friends and family via text message.
Aye bro it’s October 17! National Prank a Friend Day!I get to prank you via texting!
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A challenge to see how many of your friends you can have sex with.
I am gonna love Fuck-Your-Friends February!
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The only thing that's keeping Cartoon Network alive, next to Camp Lazlo, which is mediocre.
Did you see Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends last night? Lol, Bloo's such an asshole.
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