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King Jude

Best person to ever exist . Very good dortmund fan with the best ball knowledge

King Jude is the goat, king jude is a very knowledgeable guy

by CREZTIN June 6, 2021


Efficiency king

To do the absolute minimum in the workplace, making sure all tasks are completed to a minimum standard with absolutely no extras.

Lol he just does his work and leaves almost as if he knows his employer is nothing more than the medium by which money enters his account, he’s such an efficiency king.

by Big aldo January 1, 2022


Blunt King

One who buys all the blunts to sell all the blunts.

Rtreeeees is the blunt king 👑.

by Trees' August 10, 2022


King laqueefa

The emperor of the chewbaccalypse, she has the worst agrajag and hairiest pussy wookie making a polar bear look like a chiwawa

NOO king laqueefa is making our world a slip and slide.

by Animal frogged December 12, 2014


King’s Squire

When your partner is craving the baby gravy so you decide to do it in style. You get a slinky, lubricate it, and file your Punisher through it. You then stroke yourself for however long needed. You make sure that you drink 6oz of food coloring do that your dude milk comes out as different colors. Then, your partner proceeds to get on his/her knees and you bust all over there face. This process has been dubbed the name, “King’s Squire”

“Ayo, last night I gave my girl a King’s Squire
Nice bro

by The_Chubby_One November 18, 2020


king of pussy

Luke cutforth / Lukeisnotsexy

Jared: have you seen all these cats around Tim?

Jacob: I know Tim is definitely the king of pussy

by Willowjcowie August 30, 2017


Kingdomless kings

A certain demographic of men who are constantly heralded and called king, despite being unable to create a decent working civilisation, not even being able to look after a neighbourhood.

Mammy: "Black men, y'all are kings."
Smart Black woman: "More like kingdomless kings."

by divestnoww May 2, 2021