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What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart
Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion
when you feel like doing this go to therapy and poop all over the therapist.
Person 1: ugh i gotta do a BIG HUGE FART...
Person 2: well to stop that,-
Person 1: *poops BIG HUGE FART all over person 2*
A sex position that can be used by two or more people. One person (usually a man) lays on his back with a dick or strapon in his asshole. Another person stands above the person laying on the floor, and either farts, queefs, or shits on the place where the action is taking place. This technique came from Bulgaria, hence the name 'bulgarian fart sex.'
All in all a fairly fun way to enjoy oneself, my friends and I like to do it in the bathroom at lunchtime.
Deshawntavious IV: Hey man, wanna have bulgarian fart sex?
Cornelius: Bet, lemme go ask Bingling Bongwong Xiongwong
Cornelius: Hey, wanna have bulgarian fart sex with me and Deshawntavious IV in the bathroom?
Bingling Bongwong Xiongwong: Bet
If only your pucker-ability was as focused as your desire to treat the room to your new air bouquet.
I felt that all too familiar rumbly in my tumbly, was a little too relaxed in my delivery and unfortunately delivered a fart with follow through.
You stick your own penis in your butthole and fart it out.
John is into freaky stuff, he penis butthole farted plenty of times before
Another term for skrunkly, skrungly or scrimblo. Some you love, appreciate or like that's unconventionally loved, appreciated or liked.
"Look at this cat! His name is Fart!!"
"Aww what a silly little guy!!"
A highly-disgusting (or hugely uproarious, depending on who you talk to, and also depending on whether you're da "performer" or da "audience") round of verbal-and-then-anal "conversation" in da form of a beamingly-playful riddle-type question from Person A, a naive lack-of-ideas response from Person B, and then a loud/voluminous whizzpopper from Person A. Said "dialogue" session is intended to make a big deal about da fact dat Person A had a really great butt-splutter "saved up and ready", so dat said "valuable" colon-burble wouldn't just "go to waste" and not be adequately noticed.
Person A (eagerly, with a big ol' grin): Hey, guess what!!!
Person B (unsuspectingly): What?!
Person A: P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-RRRRRTTTTT!
Person B (disgustedly): Yeah, yeah, yeah --- I mightuh known --- just another fart guessing game, and I fell for it! :P