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A blow job given while a condom is on the penis
"my girl hates the taste of sperm so she gave me a helmet job"
You just searched this to see "get a fucking job" at the mug section.
The act of wanking off a guy with ur juicy feet innit he nuts a FAT THICK CREAMY LOAD all over ur toes and legs.
“BRO GUESS WHAT”. “What Kyle?” “ THIS SEXY BIRD CAME OVER LAST NIGHT, AND WANKED ME OFF WITH HER FEET!” “ Damn, that’s so lucky” “ I KNOW SHE WAS TOTALLY A FOOT JOB GIRL!”
You wraps linen around your dick and glue it together to make a makeshift dick cast when you're hard. Someone then jerks you off with the cast on for safety.
Guy 1: Yo, last night my gf gave me a cast job
Guy 2: Awesome! How'd you get it off?
Guy 1: She sucked the glue off.
when a str8 guy gets blow by a gay guy, just to get off
i got a gay job from Steve the other night, cuz i was horny all day and Jessica wasn't around.
Beating someone’s dick by whispering ASMR fanfictions into the shaft.
Person 1: "Dude, did she give you a fanfic-job?"
Person 2: "Yeah, man, it was amazing! She chose some really interesting fanfics to read out."
someone licking out someone's colon. (inside of the anus)
oh no he just gave me a colon job, now his mouth taste like my bung hole.