The World Just Don't Spin Like That

Things simply do not work that way; not the way life goes.

"I wish Welch's Fruit Snacks had a reasonable amount of snacks in the pouches"

"Yeah, that's too bad man, The World Just Don't Spin Like That."

Face like a half eaten hamburger

Not attractive.

Dude! Did you see that boxer? He has a face like a half eaten hamburger!

feel like shit warmed up

Basically feeling like shit but worse. Used to describe a state of feeling exceptionally unwell.

Person 1: Hey how are you?
Person 2: Not good, feel like shit warmed up to be honest.
Person 1: Sorry to hear that!

It's like one of my japanese animes

The phrase you say, when you find something that references to the anime. In real life.
Or just Otacon from metal gear solid.

Person A gets confronted by the robot ninja.
Person A : What's with these guys?
Person A : ...It's like one of my japanese animes...

Do I look like Google

When someone asks you a question that you don't feel like or have the time to answer

Jess: What are the three houses of our government?
Erik: Do I look like Google?!

I like ya cut, G

A phrase, primarily used by black men, used to describe the love of a friend's new haircut, usually followed by a slap to the neck/back of the head. It was originally used in a video of a kid playing Minecraft, followed by a man saying, "Ohh you playin' Minecraft?" and then slapping the back of the kids head.

Guy 1: Oh, you got a haircut?
Guy 2: You already know fam!
Guy 1: I like ya cut, G! *slaps neck*
Guy 1: Bro, wtf?

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I like you for who you are

1) A phrase often uttered by someone to their physically perfect girl/boy friend. Usually said to convey the idea that you enjoy them for their brains and intellect when the only thing you're really attracted to is their body and voracious sexual appetite.

2) A phrase often uttered by someone to their unattractive and/or extremely rich boy/girl friend. Often said to falsely lead the other partner into thinking that you like them for "who they are" and not for their money or voracious sexual appetite.

1)Highly unintelligent beautiful woman: What do you see in me? I mean, your a rocket scientist and I'm just a cashier at McDonalds.
Remarkably Handsome Smart Guy: I like you for who you are darling.

2)Grotesquely Obese Diabetic Millionaire Man: What do you see in me? Im just a fat man who cant even fit in a car to take you out to dinner.
Gold Digging Woman: Awwww, dont say that. I like you for who you are.

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