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Made Monkey

(Verb) - to have anal intercourse

The gay couple made monkey all night long. While the straight couple made monkey the women shit all over the bed.

by Jonthedon7679 December 18, 2009

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Certificate monkey

Someone who has millions of certificates but lacks any sort of hand on skills.

Boss: Did you find any candidate to interview?
HR Exec: Nah. Just certificate monkeys.

by Boo-G January 14, 2019

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monkey bomb

An offensive term for an i.e.d

If you don't know what you're doing building a monkey bomb in your basement and injure yourself, the government isn't responsible.

by Sexydimma May 31, 2017

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swine monkey

a derogitory word used for black people to insult da hell out of them

look at dis damn swine monkey eatin fried chicken

by roxsteady May 8, 2009

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Autistic monkey

A word used for someone who is overly annoying sometimes and is rather cheeky too, also used for someone who hates something that really isn’t that bad, like eating a crumb of bread that they wanted.

β€œI tell you Hudson is a true autistic monkey”
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by Jeffmcjez June 27, 2021

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nade monkey

a noob in fps video games (such as halo 3 or COD4) that has no skill and throws grenades like mad as his only way of getting kills.

"OMG these H4x0r faggots, i keep getting killed by random grenades. What a bunch of fucking nade monkeys."

by golfandlax July 11, 2008

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Monkey's Marbles

For use when ladies are present, instead of mutt's nuts or dog's bollocks
Commonly used by professional photographers to describe the excuse of digital cameras as a work tool.

"...having a digital camera is the real Monkey's Marbles, you just take 1000's of shots... one of them has to be good, right?"

by Jim Fotographer March 30, 2006

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