(Verb) - to have anal intercourse
The gay couple made monkey all night long. While the straight couple made monkey the women shit all over the bed.
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Someone who has millions of certificates but lacks any sort of hand on skills.
Boss: Did you find any candidate to interview?
HR Exec: Nah. Just certificate monkeys.
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An offensive term for an i.e.d
If you don't know what you're doing building a monkey bomb in your basement and injure yourself, the government isn't responsible.
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a derogitory word used for black people to insult da hell out of them
look at dis damn swine monkey eatin fried chicken
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A word used for someone who is overly annoying sometimes and is rather cheeky too, also used for someone who hates something that really isnβt that bad, like eating a crumb of bread that they wanted.
βI tell you Hudson is a true autistic monkeyβ
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a noob in fps video games (such as halo 3 or COD4) that has no skill and throws grenades like mad as his only way of getting kills.
"OMG these H4x0r faggots, i keep getting killed by random grenades. What a bunch of fucking nade monkeys."
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For use when ladies are present, instead of mutt's nuts or dog's bollocks
Commonly used by professional photographers to describe the excuse of digital cameras as a work tool.
"...having a digital camera is the real Monkey's Marbles, you just take 1000's of shots... one of them has to be good, right?"
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