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When you fart in shower and curtain it to masterbate.
The water was cold, so i hit the blue cheese waterbed.
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When a shemale is riding a male’s dick in reverse cowgirl position. But earlier that day, she ate taco bell, so she proceeds to squirt out liquid shit inside his dickhole. He then flips her around and ejaculates his dick until the diarrhea squirts out into her face. If the diarrhea gets into her eyes, you get bonus points.
Chief Keef: Yo Jay-Z, this shemale bitch was pissing me off, so i pulled off an Arkansas Cheese Taco
Jay-Z: OH SHIT, did you go for the eyes?
Chief Keef: You already know my nig.
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A website founded by I. Will. Eat. You, filled completely with randomness. It was created as an outlet for all of the funny and weird stuff found on the internet. It's filled so much that a second website had to open to have enough space. It is related to the website, Caleb and the Pirates, a band site.
Caleb and the Pirates
Random Cheese Doodles
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Grilled cheese sandwich
Have you been called a grilled cheese sandwich lately
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An entirely unattractive girl.
"Your really hot, but your friend is a total cheese grater face."
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When you’re absolutely livid and feel impulsive as hell, get a bunch of people (or summon some chill demons, your pick) get a bunch of Mac and cheese supplies, make a lot of Mac and cheese, and eat it while blasting music. My chemical romance or tom jones’s what’s new pussycat is a good choice. If you enjoy the Mac and cheese alone, it becomes a low point in your life. Don’t make it a low point.
“Heyyy, are you free later?”
“No, sorry, I’m having a Mac and cheese party with the demons in my basement, it’s going to be great”
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