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A unique and tasty spin on rusty trombone, the double dutch rusty rudder has officially happened once a girl eats your asshole while simultaneously giving you a reach around. However, your hand is on her arm guiding the pace of the HJ. Personally, I like getting double dutch rusty rudders while listening to Santana's Oye Como Va. The whole experience is very hispanic for me. Mostly because I like to eat churros while I receive them.
The last time Lonny Baxter received a proper Double Dutch Rusty Rudder, he was watching Perfect Strangers picturing Balky behind him.
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Originating in Russia, obviously, from a disgruntled baker in the early 1900's and an overly-kinky wife, this act has two variations,both very close in similarity.
The first has the male getting excited and eventually letting loose his business into the woman's, or man's, nostrils, all from one load. The next has the person letting his soul in liquid form into one nostril, then waiting for the shotgun to reload and shooting into the other nostril.
I pulled out the Double Russian Nose Plug at my book club last night.
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A Babe Ruth double play is a when a woman inserts a BabyRuth candy bar into her Vagina then pushes it out while defecating on a man's chest.
Aunt Linda did a Babe Ruth double play at the family camping trip last August.
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The art of pouring piping hot gravy down your butthole till it reaches the tip of your penis
Tyrone performed a double sauce meat toss in front of his classmates for show and tell
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The night of Day Light Savings when a group of people get together, and eat snacks from one o'clock, untill two, when you are to change your clocks back.
You eat at one o'clock, change clocks back, eat at one again.
'Dude, I'm hungry!'
'Oh man, it's one o'clock, and we need to change our clocks back in an hour.'
'Double One O'clock Munchies?'
'Oh Yes!'
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This is a type of technique that only the most skilled race of females are able to use. It is when they utilize both palms and firmly grasp your shaft to satisfy her master's needs. She moves her wrists in a circular motion while lubricating the penis with her mouth liquids- hence washing machine.
David: Damn yo my bitch hit me with the double reverse washing machine last night
Sid: Oh word forreal how was it
David: My nigga I busted in like 13 seconds
Sid: Damn yall tryna have a threesome
David: Ye I'll ask
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something unbeknownst to man, only know to be involving two people, nuts, and lots of pleasure.
Joe and Nick researced for years, but could never find the true meaning of the Double Decker Nutty Pleasure.
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