Russian Jack Hammer

A crazy drinking ritual.

1 Russian Jack Hammer:
Hit a big bowl of weed
While holding hit in:
place a caffeine pill on your tongue
wash down with a shot of vodka
chug a beer (usually pabst)
Exhale
Do 5 in a night and its called a 'revolution'

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Capn Jack Sparrow

A Modern Warfare 2 free for all gametype created by Conor Boyle during summer 2010 (before black ops announced their 'one in the chamber' gametype) where all the players must start with a magnum with any attachment. Players must shoot all ammo out until they have as many bullets as there are people in the game BEFORE moving (so if theres 4 people including you, you have 3 bullets) and you must kill them all with 1 bullet each. you may pick up a persons ammo after you have killed them. Game ends when all players are dead except one. And while playing the game you must run around saying "YERG!! Im Capn Jack Sparrow! Yerg!!" as a reference to pirates of the carribbean

Michael: What game should we play?

Conor: How about Capn Jack Sparrow?

Michael: Fuck no.

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Myspace Jack In The Box

When a person looks good in Myspce but when you see that person in real life looks ugly as shit.

She looked prettier in that pic but in real life? man I almost threw up
-Myspace Jack In The Box

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Brazilian Flap Jack

Occurs when, after cumming on your partner's chest, you gather the semen into a pool resembling a pancake on the griddle. You allow the cum to dry, then peel off the pancake and eat it (or, if you like, share it with your partner).

We thought about going out for breakfast, but decided to stay in and share some Brazilian Flap Jacks.

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Jack and Jill Cannonblast

A sexual situation involving anal beads. After inserting the beads into the woman's anus, the man then yanks them out, causing the woman to defecate uncontrollably. Both the man and woman then start to roll in the shit, like jack and Jill rolling down the hill. Sometimes, this happens on accident.

Joe: "...and then we just started to roll in it."

Mike: "Awwww! The jack and Jill cannonblast!"

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jack-off plea

A jack-off plea is what a guy says to his jack-off buddy as he's jacking your dick: Ahhh ... don't stop ... that feels sooo good ... I'm gonna cum ... I'm cumming!!!

Please ... my jack-off plea right now is Don't stop ... that feels sooo good ... I'm gonna cum soon, I'm gonna cum, ... I'm cumming!!! Ahhh ...

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Throwing the jacks down

taken a shit

I'll be right back, I gotta "throw the jacks down".

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