A day where you HAVE to masturbate, the date is May 7th
"Holy fuckin shit bro National Masturbation day is today"
"cool"
2nd May is celebrated as opps day for all those retards that are OPPs in your own team
Yoo she should be celebrated on national opps day
Nsbpd is day when a boy Can ask any girl to send him booty pic and She cant say no cause it's Nsbpd
Boy-hey it's 20 od august u know what that means
Girl-"sends booty pic"
National sendbooty pic day
A day created to celebrate Tobey Maguires legacy as spiderman
May 3rd
Me-Did you look at the date today
Mr.Tunawombocombo- No
Me- it's national Maguire day
A day where you use ass fortnite skins
i wore the trashest fortnite skin and called it sweaty for national m4x day
On this day girls cannot wear makeup and must post themselves on social media to show their true beauty
John: “Did you hear what Tomorrow is?”
Sarah: “The 8th?”
John: “No, it’s National no makeup day and you can’t wear makeup!”
March 10, a day when you wear your nicest belt and take pictures with your friends. At the end of the day you can wrestle each other naked with olive oil all over your bodies.
“ Hey it’s national belt day. Look at Jeremy he’s wearing his Louis belt”