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When Pickle Rick is going to town on your chocolate starfish harder than Survivor Season 26 and you nut so much it looks like a bubble run in 110 degree heat.
I woke up late last night to a brutal Pickle Nut Fuck.
The theory that if a male does not masturbate or anything that causes them to nut then their nut will age. The long a male's nut ages the better it tastes for the female or male. A good comparison for nut will be wine. The longer a wine ages the better it tastes and the more of a luxury and delicacy it is.
Friend: "Hey man, you practice the Aged-nut Theory"
You: "Of course man, I'm trying to give my woman a delicious tasting nut"
A man whose ballsack has only one nut. You cannot differentiate the point in where the ballsack splits into 2 balls.
Friend: “Ooh girl, how was the dick?”
Friend 2: “Girl he only had one ball. I swear he only has one testicle. That man’s a one nut wonder!”
When you can only cum after you've been dead for at least 3 minutes, but then you get shocked and nut so hard.
I got hit by a car, but then the EMT's made me nut back to life...
Someone who falls out of their chair in their own house.
Asiah is such a goof fucking nut! Who falls out of their own chair in their own house?
More than one person having simultaneous orgasms, one after another. Busting a nut over and over again, with friends! Similar to the Meat Beat Mania, but with multiple people.
1. Ronnie invited some friends over to have a good 'ol Nut Bust Bonanza to the new Project Diva game.
2. After winning five consecutive ranked games, the League of Legends team decided to settle down and have a nice Nut Bust Bonanza to their victories. No homo.
a day where all the men and women and children with fat ass nuts gather at the cum house
person1: ayo what day is it today i see ur nuts dragging to the floor.
person2: thats because its international fat nuts day honky!!