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When your woman gives you a hand job with a leather glove on.
My girlfriend just pulled an “o” job
Has the largest penis ever imaginable, beats all the other "biggest penis in the rooms" fucks hard
oh you're Daisy O huh!? Prove it, remove the trousers
Describing a campaign or prosecution so bent on showing the world how wicked a person is as to presume that termination justifies any means up to and including martyring... and then cry foul when it backfires.
Relax, Paul... with those O J Clinton tactics they'll never get a conviction!
when you get ill but the only symptom is you sounding like Steve-o
he sounds like steve-o, he caught the steve-o disease
A recurring joke in a Dynasty Warriors YTP series made by SnanS GaiiaG. Basically every character with a monologue with the word "chaos" will say it slowed down while their head expands. Pang DeeD is the only one that wants p e a c e instead.
I fight only for those who value c h a o s . - Zhao YuuY
when you don't even care and you just give the world a thumbs up
person1-hey dude you have 1000000000000000000000 assignments due in an hour and each on has 36 pages of maths
person2- o(￣▽￣)ｄ
inside of person 2's head-(┬┬﹏┬┬)