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pop the merkin

Colloquial turn of phrase coined and popularized by comedic podcasting personality, Adam Carolla as an exclamation of demand for one to provide “proof of goods” in regards to a clean bill of sale for safe intercourse, synonymous with the phrase “pop the hood”. Historically, sex workers would shave their pubic region for health reasons and apply a faux pubic wig known as a merkin, to conceal visible symptoms of communicable diseases such as crabs or syphilis. As such, the term is slightly insulting as it insinuates the recipient is not trustworthy or above board to be free of sexually transmitted diseases.

Pop the merkin baby, let me have a look under the hood! Im not saying you’re diseased, but I’m not saying you’re not diseased.”

by sammietwoton January 19, 2021


Popping the Cherry

To use hypnosis or other forms of mind control to make the gal from 7-11 to bring you all of the cherry pepsi max.

"Hey, I was just popping the cherry over at the 7-11 down on 3rd."
"Oh wow, you must now have so much cherry pepsi max."
"You know it

by CherryPopper5762 May 9, 2024


Colombian push pop

The act of dipping the head of the penis into cocaine before sticking it in the anus

If you don't want to snort the coke, let me give you a Colombian push pop!

by Sgt Lenny April 29, 2023


Vag pops it

When you have a pimple in the lips of the vagina that pop or ooz when you sit

I gota wicked vag pops it

by Conboyvapebilly July 9, 2018


Pop Pickle

A green penis on a stick. Preferably in the cold.

Torah; "it's cold outside"
Sasha; "I wonder if any boys have a pop pickle"

by Sasha&Torah December 31, 2011


didily pop

A man (or woman) who pleasures himself/herself in public.

Oh look, that guy is didily poping himself!

by alkdjhf November 14, 2008


Popping The Balloon of Pandemonium

Blowing into a vagina while performing oral sex filling it up like a balloon then pushing down with both hands on the lower abdomen to quickly (and loudly) release the air.

If you really want to see how cool she is you should try popping the balloon of pandemonium

by CatFocks August 4, 2022