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Guy 1: “my mom got me dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for Christmas”
Guy 2: “damn u have the best mom I only got $300”
The best fucking food ever inventing.
Kid 1: “bro my mom is making dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets again, the best fucking food ever invented.
Kid 2: “for the 7th night in a row? U must be so frikin lucky man.
you hop a fence and squeeze the chickens, then when you get in trouble there is a good and confusing story to tell. you will probably be put in a mental institute.
dude i wanna hop the fence and SQUEEZE THE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Equivalent to, "great news", "hell yeah", "fuck yeah".
Statement, "I just closed the deal."
Statement, "You play the new Doom? Badass, right? "
Response, "Bang, bang, chicken & shrimp"
First a woman bends over and grabs something sturdy, then a man enters her from the rear, the man then firmly grasps her hair and one at a time proceeds to place his feet flat on her back while continuing to plow her from behind then triumphantly clucking at the top of his lungs, like an crazed rock climber who is clinging on for dear life!
Damn dude that girl from the bar was so freaky we did the three legged chicken dance until I fell off and got a concussion!
My god, I can eat Chicken Shit Ass Grease in Peace
What a button worn by Michael Nesmith in the late 1960s show “The Monkees” reads. This phrase is told to Micky Dolenz after he asks what is on Nesmith’s button.
Mike : Hey, that’s a groovy button, what does it say?
Micky : “Love is the ultimate trip.”
Mike : That’s a nice thought.
Micky : That’s a groovy button, what does it say?
Mike : “Save the Texas prairie chicken.”