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when you live in a small town and the variety of potential boy/girlfriends are limited to a bunch of people you've grown up with and everyone seems like a sibling. then a "new cute kid" moves into town and everyone is calling dibs.
"Brandon was a really nice guy from what I knew of him. I was going to ask him out but my 6 other friends already did, obviously a case of new cute kid syndrome."
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The act of getting a blow job then having your dick head bitten off
"Bro she have me a New York Hot Dog now I can't piss!"
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New Rochelle high school may look like it’s a good but step inside all your gonna see is vapes, pens, carts and weed everything it’s gotten to the point where students smoke on the field while security watch . We can have a brawl and not get caught . Don’t go to the bathroom if you hate the smell of weed because there’s always one or two people in there smoking . Then you have the problem of house 4 teachers getting mad when your late but they know it takes 6 min and 27 seconds to get there . After scanning your I’d 10 times your now in the lunchroom . You will see your Hispanics , blacks , and whites but then your gonna see your pot heads then you Juul heads then finally the nicotine crackheads . Nrhs is know for thots and treeshes who suck dick at the lakes and admitt it . Lastly the feds is out there 24/7 yet nobody gets cause doing anything till you get to mc dicks .
Bro did you hear Sarah sucked dick at the lakes in New Rochelle high school
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1.A TV reality show about 5 rich women in New Jersey. Caroline--the Boss, Dina-- the hot sister, Jacqueline-- the nice one and sister-in-law of Caroline and Dina, Teresa-- the friend with the mafia-looking husband and Danielle--the whore with all the drama.
2.Women who live in really really big houses and have possible mafia connections. However, they deny all allegations.
3. A group of rich Jersey women
Hey did you catch NEW JERSEY HOUSE WIVES last night?! Caroline is a bad-ass and I think Danielle is afraid of her.
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A medically diagnosed illness that prevents a Fox News viewer from viewing any content other than Fox News. The afflicted viewer generally and contemporaneously suffers from morbid obesity, cable TV subscription, insomnia, Viagra abuse, hyper-phobic racial guilt, and/or sociopathy.
I stopped by parents' place in Pennsyltucky the other day and dude, me pops has Fox News derangement syndrome so bad. My brother's 4 kids and 2 baby mamas tried to jump into my car.
The act of having sex with a girl while on her period with no condom. As the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and blows his man juice all over the girl's bloody vagina. Therefore giving the image of shrimp parm.
I was banging this chick and pulled out an gave her some New Jersey shrimp parm.
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