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the moment when nothing else is appropriate in comparison to getting hella amped-up. some folks who play football know that every minute of every quarter of every game is crank-it-up time -- the time in which it's always appropriate to be electric... just try not to get pissed off along the way and you'll be fine.
Not to be confused with "cool-it-out time", which is when an amped-up mf'er simply needs to calm their ass down.
What time is it?
CRANK-IT-UP TIME!
WHAT TIME IS IT??
CRANK-IT-UP TIME!!
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A phrase used to discretely indicate to those around you that you are in need of a bowel movement, pronto.
Rob: Hey Mike! How's that coffee?
Mike: Good... Whoa! Time to make the donuts!
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When you put both you balls sticking out through the top band of your underwhere and you tap them both with your palm causing the ticking time bomb
hey look
Ewwwwwwww
Kaboom bitch you just got ticking time bombed
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When you don't have time to listen to the rambling ravings of a witness, or even the end of a sentence.
"Have you stopped beating your wife?"
"That's not..."
"Reclaiming my time. Reclaiming my time. Reclaiming. My. Time."
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Getting in to work any time before 10:00 AM, less than an hour lart if you officially start work at 9. This gets the name from the number of digits in the time.
I don't know why my manager gave me that look when I came in. I was three digit on-time this morning!
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The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.
Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!
Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....
Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!
Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket
Jack: FUUUU-
2 days later...
Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.
Luckly i saved the weed.
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An alcoholic beverage consisting of 50% vodka and 50% Red-wine. Russians are usually the only people to drink this drink, as we all know. russians love there vodka
Bar tender: what can i get you sir?
you: can i have a russian Time-Bomb please.
Bar tender: coming right up.
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