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When you fart in shower and curtain it to masterbate.
The water was cold, so i hit the blue cheese waterbed.
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When a shemale is riding a male’s dick in reverse cowgirl position. But earlier that day, she ate taco bell, so she proceeds to squirt out liquid shit inside his dickhole. He then flips her around and ejaculates his dick until the diarrhea squirts out into her face. If the diarrhea gets into her eyes, you get bonus points.
Chief Keef: Yo Jay-Z, this shemale bitch was pissing me off, so i pulled off an Arkansas Cheese Taco
Jay-Z: OH SHIT, did you go for the eyes?
Chief Keef: You already know my nig.
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A website founded by I. Will. Eat. You, filled completely with randomness. It was created as an outlet for all of the funny and weird stuff found on the internet. It's filled so much that a second website had to open to have enough space. It is related to the website, Caleb and the Pirates, a band site.
Caleb and the Pirates
Random Cheese Doodles
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Grilled cheese sandwich
Have you been called a grilled cheese sandwich lately
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Mac and cheese, but made by a black person.
Christina- “Do you like Mac and cheese?”
Alexa- “No but I love black Mac and cheese.”
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Pregame Mac and cheese is the act of having a whack off sesh before your football/baseball/soccer game. Mostly preformed by males, but can rarely be done by females. This calms you and prepares you too kick some ass. 3Hunna
My Pregame Mac and cheese was unreal before I got here, now I'm ready to play
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Q: How the fuck does the term salty have anything to do with Philly?
A: Prolly just a bunch of cream cheese nerds hacking urban dictionary
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