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Swamp Monkey

A sweaty smelly vagina

She has some bad swamp monkey

by NightOwl_74 March 1, 2021

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crunky monkey

As a noun - someone who is crunk and a monkey! As a verb - someone who gets crunk and monkeylike! Coined by Kevin Risk in the late naughties.

Luke: "Let's go jolling!"

Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"

Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"

by partypriest November 15, 2009

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Dart Monkey

A primate that is used, drunk or sober, to throw darts at a dartboard containing various options or conditions. Often used by weather meterologist to 'plan' or 'predict' future weather temperatures and conditions. Results are often better than professional human predictions.

Tracy's weather predictions weren't even close, she should have used a "dart monkey" for the week's outlook.

Jim shold have used a "dart monkey" to pick concert seats, his choice was awful.

by MoleMan August 18, 2014

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Made Monkey

(Verb) - to have anal intercourse

The gay couple made monkey all night long. While the straight couple made monkey the women shit all over the bed.

by Jonthedon7679 December 18, 2009

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Monkey Hero

The most completely awesome player of any game ever.

I wish I could be a fraction of what Monkey Hero is.

by Taeralis September 17, 2003

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monkey gangbang

12 Black people walk in a bar. 5 minutes later they have gone full ape shit on the bar tender. then after raping the bartender they used his head to sodomize them selfs.

requis meet ta the gay bar in for an epic monkey gangbang downtown. remember no lube

by fecklord January 15, 2019

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grease-monkey

most dirtiest, greasiet , nastiest person you know

that cretin is such a grease-monkey

by ci4r4L0L November 28, 2020

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