As a noun - someone who is crunk and a monkey! As a verb - someone who gets crunk and monkeylike! Coined by Kevin Risk in the late naughties.
Luke: "Let's go jolling!"
Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"
Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"
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A primate that is used, drunk or sober, to throw darts at a dartboard containing various options or conditions. Often used by weather meterologist to 'plan' or 'predict' future weather temperatures and conditions. Results are often better than professional human predictions.
Tracy's weather predictions weren't even close, she should have used a "dart monkey" for the week's outlook.
Jim shold have used a "dart monkey" to pick concert seats, his choice was awful.
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(Verb) - to have anal intercourse
The gay couple made monkey all night long. While the straight couple made monkey the women shit all over the bed.
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The most completely awesome player of any game ever.
I wish I could be a fraction of what Monkey Hero is.
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12 Black people walk in a bar. 5 minutes later they have gone full ape shit on the bar tender. then after raping the bartender they used his head to sodomize them selfs.
requis meet ta the gay bar in for an epic monkey gangbang downtown. remember no lube
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most dirtiest, greasiet , nastiest person you know
that cretin is such a grease-monkey
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