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Guy is the most loving and amazing boy you’ll ever meet, he will always be there for you and make you happy whenever you’re sad. He can never fail to put a smile on your face but that’s just because he’s a little weirdo. You’ll never find someone quite as autistic and stupid but he’s also the most caring and adorable little turnip. You’ll never get any attention when fifa is on but he buys takeaways all the time so it evens it out.
Guy Mooney is a little Buer I’d smash 100%
A person who when with girls and not others friends is a nice and caring person. But when with his friends is a total different person. They because a person who tries to be cool and fit in. They also when a girl talks to them they try to roast them. But by thenselves and with girls they tend to care about them and what they think.
Guy 1: hey there’s your girlfriend.
Guy 2: hey Ellie
Guy 3: did you hear Ellie got a a+ on her math test because she cheated off of josh(smartest kid in class)
All guys: laughing
Later
Guy 2: hey just wondering how did you do on the math test
Ellie: I completely flunked it. I got a D- on it
Guy 2: oh I’m really sorry I hope you do better on the next one
The sexy bitch sitting next to me right now. He will have sex with your Dad ant day
The sexy bitch sitting next to me right now. He will have sex with your Dad ant day
Guy with a rock in his foot that does karate and dislocates people's jaws with a single kick in the jugular or face
Unsespecting Feller: Did you see that guy with a rock in his foot?
Guy with a rock in his foot: *About to kick the Unsespecting Feller* Yes
A fourth wall break that people use in response to stories or events that occurred.
Guy 1: so I decided to take a crap standing up today, but it didn't turn out well.
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?
Sex trafficking? Ha! Hahahahaha! Look who you actually choose to promote! Look at that!
Hym "You're all so neurotic about who you choose to promote as the self-appointed arbiters of fate but how good of a job do you actually do? Not a very good one. Sound of Freedom Producer Guy busted for being associated with sex trafficking. You were on your moral high-horse and what happened? Knocked on your ass. And then you hop right back on and look around to see if anyone saw you (I did by the way) and then you pretend it didn't happen. What do the conservatives pushing that movie have to say about all of that? You cared so much about sex trafficking a second ago and now the a guy you promoted is engaged in sex trafficking all we're getting is radio-silence. We're just going to ait here and pretend it didn't happen."