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when you fuck your dad when your mom is in the next room
"oooooooooooo yessssss.... shit quiet daddy mom is coming up the stairs!"
When a cross-dressing man sees himself as a father figure to a girl roughly his age, such that they could be sisters.
I met this billionaire the other day and he offered to be my daddy. But he was wearing a cocktail dress and looked like he could be my sister. So he’s my sister daddy <3 I asked him to marry me but he said no
What famous rock stars say when they meet Madonna
Madonna: Good Dog, Borderline! Oh, hey Corey Taylor!
Corey Taylor: Eat at Daddy’s!
Madonna: Isn’t your dad dead?
Corey Taylor: Well, Yeah, But the restaurant is probably owned by somebody else’s father. Not Mine.
student 1: "Who is that teacher, hes so hot!"
student 2 :"Thats daddy dashorst ofcourse!"
Someone who has a big dick and isn’t afraid to get dirty with girls such as long hard sex fulfilling there every kink and fetish until they’re satisfied
Friend: How was he last night?
You: He was such a Daddy CoCo
Friend: He was that good?
You: Yup
"Sooshi Daddy" is a term that is similar in concept to "sugar daddy," but instead of referring to financial support or lavish gifts, it pertains to someone who enjoys treating others to sushi-related experiences or providing sushi-related gifts. It can also be used to describe a person who has a reputation for being generous with sushi, whether it's by hosting sushi dinners, treating friends to sushi meals, or indulging in sushi-themed activities.
I can't eat brunch today, my Sooshi Daddy is taking me out tonight.