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A spaz attack because of something small and insignificant
That girl just had a fat ass fucking stroke (fafs) over the smallest thing.
Sarah: "What are you doing this weekend, Kate?"
Kate: "I'm going to get me some fat sausage in my yum bucket!"
A version of slang used for annoying people you don't like
Hul you sum boi heavy fat dick Chloe Andrews
May 8th-May 14th is national slap that big fat ass week
James: “Bro did you hear todays May 8th it’s national slap that big fat ass week.”
Rob: “Oh fuck.”
James: “Bring that ASS HERE BOY!”
Rob: “OH HELL NAH”
James: *SLAPS THAT ASS*
It's when your significant other is standing in front of you telling you the most ridiculous bold face lie but all you can do is laugh.
He came home at 3:30 am telling me his car broke down but his Google Maps told me what a Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfucker liar he is.
The insult you use for a fat overweight man when you are so annoyed you muddle up your words but you really don’t care as it’s funny either way.
Oh George is such a Fat over-bese wank fuck! I meant over weight obese but it works and I don’t really care anymore AHAHAHAHAHHAA
If she looks fat, tell her she looks fuckin fat. Don't lie just to get sex. If that bitch is fat, then dump her and go for something hotter
Bitch: "Do I look fat in this dress"
you: "yes baby you do, you so fuckin fat come give me a blow job or else I'm gonna go to the brothel tonight!!!"
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