when ur bussy makes a STINKY fart.. and it's massive bbg. It smells rank and rancid and u should probably wash ur ass with a rag and sum soap maybe a loofa if ur feeling fancy. if ur a bottom that is abstaining from sex u probably have done this b4.
That hoe just had a stank ass massive bussy fart.
What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart
Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion
The act of fucking ur grandma and her farting while you cum
Fuck man I just gave my grandma a semen filled fart!
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If only your pucker-ability was as focused as your desire to treat the room to your new air bouquet.
I felt that all too familiar rumbly in my tumbly, was a little too relaxed in my delivery and unfortunately delivered a fart with follow thru.
Turn on your Electric Fan on high drop your drawers and proceed to blow a huge fart in the path of the blowing air with anticipation of your significant other inhaling a full dose of your inner fart.
Propeller Fart-tart is when Mark stands in front of the fan and being ready to electric
Fan farting then blowing a bionic fart spreading joy and his scent all through out the room for all to enjoy. Especially his mate Merlanious.
A sex position that can be used by two or more people. One person (usually a man) lays on his back with a dick or strapon in his asshole. Another person stands above the person laying on the floor, and either farts, queefs, or shits on the place where the action is taking place. This technique came from Bulgaria, hence the name 'bulgarian fart sex.'
All in all a fairly fun way to enjoy oneself, my friends and I like to do it in the bathroom at lunchtime.
Deshawntavious IV: Hey man, wanna have bulgarian fart sex?
Cornelius: Bet, lemme go ask Bingling Bongwong Xiongwong
Cornelius: Hey, wanna have bulgarian fart sex with me and Deshawntavious IV in the bathroom?
Bingling Bongwong Xiongwong: Bet
A cruel act in which an assailant farts on a cloth, rag or small plush doll and presses it against a victim's face, covering the mouth and nose.
Bill: "Hey what's that over there?" points behind Randy while farting on a cloth
Randy: "Huh?" looks to where Bill is pointing
Bill: executes Chloroform Cloth Fart attack by smothering Randy's face with the cloth he just ripped one on
Randy: "...." passed out from the toxic fumes he just inhaled