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CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN
Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?
When a girl loses a condom in her vagina after sex and doesn't find it until a week later and it starts to smell like seafood.
"Susan, I'm so embarrassed, I've been showering, but couldn't get the smell out. I found out i was a total megan fish. I'm so relieved!"
A person who spends a lot of money in gacha-type games but denies it.
"What do you mean I'm a whale? No no, I'm a smol fish."
mung fish is a term used for female who wipes back to front
look at that mung fish... her money box smells like smelly poo.... what a dummy fool with no brain...
Being in a conversation, but not saying anything. Just kinda being there.
"I'm just fish-ing around."
When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.
"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"