scale of 1-10 like---love

1= You don't really see yourself with the other person, maybe you just think that person is cute or something.

2= You're starting to get to know the other person, or just think they're more attractive.

3= You really can look at them and kind of want them to be yours, you're starting to get a large attraction to them but not their personality.

4= You can start to see yourself with that person.

5= You can really see yourself with that specific person, you think about them or look at them more often.

6= You think of them about 50% of the time, no matter what you're doing, and you look at them very often.

7= You think of them 75%-90% of the time, you really want them to be with you, or at least do something to show they like you back.

8= You can't get the other person out of your head 90-100% of the time.

9= You want them so much, the thought of them is like a gateway drug to you. And you don't even do drugs.

10= You are head over heels in love with them, addicted to them, and you're practically always drooling over them. They are really all you think about.

Girl: How much do you like him on the scale of 1-10 like---love?

Girl 2: About a 7, I think about him a lot.

Girl 1: Oh, that much?

Girl2: Yeah. I want him to like me... *dreamy face*

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wtf i look like

why would i do that

who do you think i am

- "Hey go put burn cream on your burnt finger"

- "Wtf i look like i ain't white"

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roll tight like a perm

What Jade Puget does unless he's holding shit down like a hairnet.

Yeah, I still roll tight like a perm.

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hung like a 3 year old

When you have a small pecker

Walter has a small peter, it looks like he is hung like a 3 year old.

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mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap

a foul tasting mouth. as in the morning after the night before

kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap

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how ya like me now

What you say to someone after you give them a bitch slap. Can also be used after shaming someone in some other way, e.g. proving them wrong or stealing their honey.

See also How ya like that sucka.

How ya like me now! Biatch!

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fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

futile useless ironic enraging

i was killing this innocent civilian child the other day when it hit me- fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

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