Penis Lubber

Someone who loves teh cock..

Arr! Matt you freaking Penis Lubber go eat shit!

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Penis Hider

slang for vagina

man that chick had a tight penis hider on her

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henrys penis

small as a teletubbys

balls drop about 20 inches

VOLDERMORT: how big is your penis?

HENRY: the size of your nose

henrys penis

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Perfect penis

Shahns penis is perfect.

Have you seen Shahns penis? It’s perfect Shahn has the perfect penis when it’s pumped! Only when it’s pumped.

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Penis Lump

A ridiculous growth on your person characterized by: obnoxiousness, ignorance, stupidity, and lameness.
Not capable of having legitimate sex.

Did you hear she is a penis lump?

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slapping my penis

Getting your manhood insulted.

Boy: (Showing off his new bike)
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!

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ray j penis

Ray j penis is a phrase used to describe things that are slightly bent or out of shape. Ray j in the porn movie with Kim k has a very bent shlong. So if you see something bent you could say:

"Oh that pole look like ray j penis"
"Damn nigga ya dick look like Ray Jay"
"Ya car is all bent like ray j penis"

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