2 times basketball

The official size of Ogre's head.

see Ogre

Ogre's head is 2 times the size of a basketball.

That head is 2 times the size of a basketball.

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TIME BOMB TEXT

Its when you send a bunch of your contacts a text(s) in the middle of the night and its there waiting for them when they wake up.

I sent all my contacts in my phone a TIME BOMB TEXT explaining that I got a new phone number at 2:am. The next morning my new phone was CELLIFIRED, becasue they text me so much to say they got it. A few of my contacts DEFUSEXTED while I was sending them out and I had to re send them, becuase they were still up.

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Happy-Fun-Time

Shitting in a garbage bag and then hitting someone in the face with the bag.

Nason pissed off Ryan, so Ryan shit in a bag and happy-fun-timed him.

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part-time putter

A dude who does men in the ass ("putts from the rough") part-time; a bisexual male.

"Yo, I saw Travis get with that hamilton the other night, but he been spendin' a lot of time wit' Andy lately. I think he might be a part-time putter."

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Third Times A Charm

This is when you are fingering a woman and when you pull out for finger you make her taste your finger, you then proceed to finger her, and pull your fingers out and make her taste it for a second time. On the third time when you stop fingering her and secretly put your fingers in your own butthole and make her taste it. It was third times a charm.

That girl didn’t even see it coming, I gave her the “third times a charm”.

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fuwa fuwa time

Lit. Japanese Translation: "Fluffy Time". Also known as "Fluff fuck" in English. Pronounced as "Phu-wha Phu-wha Tei-mu"

The act of experiencing sexual pleasure by rubbing your genitals against your partner's pubic hair. If done correctly, the friction should also stimulate your partner, and when carried out to completion, care should be taken to ejaculate within the hair.

Since it was my marriage's 5th anniversary, my wife decided to give me some special fuwa fuwa time.

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Big brain time

Plankton the evil genius giant brain.

Friend:Plankton is the best character!
Other friend: yeah, he’s the definition of Big brain time

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