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When you hit the cervix and she says stop and you ram your dick in balls deep for 3 seconds
we're in the 4th quarter going deep 3
ilovemichael<3 is an amazing, thoughtful person, as long as you're kind towards them, they'll show the same respect towards you. They're not only amazing but they're also a determined person, when they set themself a goal they will strive to achieve it. Not only that, but they'll show how much they value and care for them as long as you do the same :) This person is a star, they shine very brightly, and you can point them out easily by their characteristics. They're loud, positive, and joyful, Seeing them as a person is truly a dream come true if I have to admit they're one of the best people in the world. They spread happiness through their word and their actions. They make sure everybody feels the same positive way! I couldn't describe a person any better, they're wonderous and indescribable they make me lost for words, I couldn't wish for any better comfort than the such they give me. ilovemichael<3 is the person u could dream of being, they have many friends and attract everybody with their thoughtful acts.
"Hey guess what!" -me.
"What is it?" -Person 1.
"I'm friends with ilovemichael<3" -me
"No way, really??" - person 1.
Let go of the dead, they might come back
Me: "I still see her in my dreams"
Bro: "Dude, get an exorcist. Remember rule number 3"
how hard you hit when your on propolyhexadrine and extracted codiene and ready to fight someone in a trial by combat
you dont fuck with that guy i sw3ar hes packing 3" penetration
Hym “Leeet’s see... Ben says that when it comes to health insurance the three metrics are Quality, Accessibility, and Affordability and that you can only have 2 out of 3... So I’ll give you the same deal. We have the gangstalking (imposed schizophrenia), we have the retard sex cult, and we have the taking credit for my things... I’ll give you 2 of your choosing. How does that sound? I’m nothing if not reasonable (when it comes to things that aren’t retard sex cults).”
The best girlfriend is mine. She's perfect the way she is and I love her with all my heart, I'd die for her.
I hope I can make her happy like she makes me <3
X:Hey guess what
Y: what?
X: I literally got the best girlfriend <3 I love her so much ♡♡