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I’m glad we’re friends

Not the friends zone he/she wants to be more, but doesn’t want to rush anything. They want to take it slow by being friends first.

Girl: Ugh you’re so cool.
Guy: Yeah but you’re way cooler.
Girl: Right back at you!! I’m glad we’re friends
Guy: I am too

by t_paulie_ske_iv December 5, 2020


Don't Name Your Friends

You should NOT post personal information in Urban Dictionary. And do NOT include last names of non-celebrities in your posts, either. Urban Dictionary has a zero-tolerance policy.

Would you fucking stop! Don't Name Your Friends!

by thebear424 September 8, 2020

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my fine furry friends

A saying Penelope Garcia uses to describe her co-workers and friends at the BAU (behaivoral analysis unit)

Morgan: "hey baby girl? You're on speaker"

Garcia: hello my fine furry friends, i've found information on the unsub...

by February 10, 2021


two pretty best friend

you have never seen two pretty best friends always one of them got to be ugly

two pretty best friend

by diarrhea dog November 4, 2020

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Girl-for-right-now-friend

A girlfriend that literally is for the "right now" benefit whether it be physical or other. It can also be a girlfriend because you are bored. This GF can also be a filler until you either get back with your ex-girlfriend or you end up with the girl you really want.

In rare cases, the girl "for right now" friend can end up being a long-term girlfriend.

Brosive: I'm going out with Kelli tonight.

Brosive's friend: Is she your GF?

Brosive: Nah bro, she's just my Girl-for-right-now-friend...

Brosive's friend: Sweet Bro!

by Shinanigans89 May 9, 2009

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2 friends 1 fish

2 Friends 1 Fish is NOT what you think it is. Don't watch it.

Oscar: Hey dude, look at this video called 2 Friends 1 Fish.
Oliver: I expect it's a video of people eating food.
(A few seconds later...)
Oliver: I am at the wrong place.

by Yiddle Diddle July 23, 2019

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my new best friend

Something awesome (especially something unexpected or surprising) that makes your life easier or in some way better; a declaration of love.

Also, part of a childhood playground threat.

Wow! I had no idea that accurately graphing parabolas could be so easy! This TI-83 is my new best friend!

Alice, I can't believe you did that! Wow! You're my new best friend!

That was SO much fun! Rock climbing is my new best friend!

You didn't pick me first for your kickball team yesterday. I hate you now. But that's okay. Sally is my NEW best friend.

by Lady Chevalier May 23, 2005

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