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a brutal thrashing in the face which cause your chin to be split open and your eyes are swelled shut.
keep talking home boy and you are going to catch chin checks and eye swoles.
When ya can’t cry. I mean like, the tears are there, but they just, won’t come out.
The sunset and sunrise gives me eye constipation.
AAAAAAAAAA EYE CONSTIPATIONNNN!!!!
That scene gave me eye constipation.
A spin off of a tequila shot: snort the salt, shoot the tequila, and then squeeze the lime into your eye.
The boys and I did a Tokyo red eye at the bar and now my eyes are on fire.
Putting glitter in your ass and farting it out.
Last night a stripper gave me a glittery pink eye.
The phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby "6.5's" start looking like "10's."
Man, check out that honey. She is BANGIN'!
Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.
Asshole eyes is when the skin around the eyearea is notiably darker than the rest of the face, resembling the darker skin surrounding most people’s assholes(unless they be bleaching dat thang)
Damn Felicia, have you ever heard of concealer? Your asshole eyes are popping!
sent by someone who likes you, more than likely on snapchat. if you receive one of these, this person is a simp for you
“They sent me an eye pic!! i cant believe they like me back!!”