when you make toad-in-the-hole but it looks like literal shit
friend 1: what'd you make for dinner?
friend 2: i fucked up and made turd-in-the-hole
Guy 1: That girl I'm dating loves to get plugged in her plug hole. Guy 2: Man that's nasty. You got shit on your dick.
when youre wiping your ass and your finger slips in and you end up fingering that shit so fucking hard
"Oh shit, i hole punched me ass!"
A reporter's favorite sexual position. Is best when shared with the nation.
Anchor 1: "What's your favorite sex position?
Anchor 2: "The fox hole"
When you wipe your ass using the space between your legs, or 5 hole, but since you don't have good reach you have to wipe back to front in effect bulldozing yourself. See bulldozing.
I hurt my back and cannot twist my body so i had to use the 5 hole bulldozer method.
It’s my birthday this Friday and I think the ole lady is gonna let me do her in the bonus hole