on my meat

When a person is on your case

Bro that teacher is is on my meat

Corned Meat

Man meat with pieces of poop on (usually corn) after anal sex.
Also a reference to Corned Beef, which is also known as bully beef

"Bro don't you love eating Corned Meat?"
"Hell yeah brother, I love the chocolaty after taste!"

wig meat

Getting a blow job

I totally got some wig meat from your sister last night

Yeeted Meat

A super epic meme page that you should definitely not follow because you're uncool and probably smell like ketchup *Whips*

Josh: "Hey, did you see that cool meme yeeted meat posted?"
Gavin: "Yeah, that shit was the bomb bro!"
Both: "Radical!"

meat lovers phase

When a currently straight man used to sexually experiment with other men.

Link: “I had a meat lovers phase”
Rhett: “Is that a euphemism?”

Meat Capsule

Another, more fitting word for the human brain.

Person A: "Are you fucking stupid? Use your Meat Capsule for once."

I beat my meat daily

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot

hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .