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Farting or shitting in the bathroom while someone is taking a shower and leaving it for them.
My wife’s favorite punishment is to drop a steam poop on me and leave for the day.
When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.
Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.
When you forget to flush your log and it sits in the toilet bowl (or floor) for several days until someone notices.
Melissa, why is there a rusty poop on the kitchen floor?
A term used to describe a woman’s vagina who wipes back to front. The distribution of shit particles in the vagina reclassify it as a poop ditch.
“Yo bro, that girls puss stinks like shit, probably a poop ditch!”
When you poop in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.
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(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.
Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”