Random
Source Code

Green Reunion

Using cannabis after having abstained from it for a week or longer.

I've been off weed for 3 weeks now, I'm planning my Green Reunion on Friday.

by Mister Malefiction April 27, 2024


Green inspiration

Money

Lawyer asking client for money to continue case: "Harold, I work on green inspiration."

Michael Connelly , "The Lincoln Lawyer."

by Berkeley Child December 11, 2016


Green Jesus

Description for some bomb ass weed that has you seeing the Matrix...

'Chilling at home, playing Borderlands, stoned off my ass on that Green Jesus...'

by otismakesmusic March 10, 2023


Terry Green

A term for a jumped up bald or balding man. This man will be angry at all times and is quite unapproachable.
very limited in vocabulary usually only able to utter the terms "f**k off" "f**k this" "f**k that" and "f**k you".
he undoubtedly has a Static caravan with a hot tub on the decking where he drinks cheep lager.

E.g. Guy 1: "hello there fellow camper, what a beautiful day!"

Terry Green: "f**k off you c**t!!"

Guy 1: "I went to the chip shop last night and had a row with the tool behind the counter. I told him to Go F**k himself because he looked at me funny and asked me if wanted my sausage battered"
Guy 2: " so you did a Terry Green in the chippy!!"

by Crocky81 September 30, 2020


Green Lentil

1) secret ingredience often used by austrians as a afrodisiacum.
2) Green lentil soup = Café Weidinger's dish served on a (first date/Thursdays)

"Got any cool secrets about green lentils you feel like sharing?"

by otteich4 May 22, 2018


green-achored

When you move out onto a farm after watching too many episodes of green acres. Especially pathetic when you sell your house as well.

Person A: Guess what I finally did with my life!
Person B: *gasp* You got a job! :D
Person A: Nope! I green-achored!
Person B: *weeps uncontrollably*

by Mr.M$CEO December 28, 2012


Green forest Arkansas

Green Forest is one of the places on earth where you should not spend a minute in. There’s fuckin nothing to do, the stores here suck, and it’s so simple. But the people there are very nice a sweet, except all the crackheads there

“Hey do you wanna go to Green forest Arkansas tomorrow?”

“I don’t wanna get a nicotine addiction form those preteens today.”

by That one crackhead in town July 5, 2019