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John

Another Name referring a Prostitute.

Why are you standing like a John?

by Chris Hates Everybody February 19, 2021


John

Dad´s account

"How could you afford that?"
"You know, John"

by Addew March 28, 2021


John

Is a really cool name

I am john

by Buusiness October 9, 2019


John

The sexiest beast ever trumps mat and Aaron the most perfect person that could penetrate the womb with just the tip and eve. The gods could not fit this penis in their planner sized asses the galaxy wide and 2 galaxy’s long veins popping out and come that tastes like cake you could get hooked on it with one sip and often level by super straight people

Damn that guy has the penis of a John.

by Sheryl Biden March 6, 2022


John

Im a john, were quite boring, we chill an play games with the boys. Yep thass about it.

Wow, why is John writing this at two in the morning

by one of the other johns January 10, 2022


John

The total dumb ass that eats your bagel

Richard: What the frickle frackal why are you eating my bagel?!
John: YEET

by John_will_eat_your_bagel May 18, 2020


Johns

When your a Quinn fucking John’s victim who gets victimized by everyone he interacts with.

Peter: who is a johns?

Steve: Quinn Fucking “Johns!!

by Geeker November 30, 2024