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It's when your significant other is standing in front of you telling you the most ridiculous bold face lie but all you can do is laugh.
He came home at 3:30 am telling me his car broke down but his Google Maps told me what a Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfucker liar he is.
If she looks fat, tell her she looks fuckin fat. Don't lie just to get sex. If that bitch is fat, then dump her and go for something hotter
Bitch: "Do I look fat in this dress"
you: "yes baby you do, you so fuckin fat come give me a blow job or else I'm gonna go to the brothel tonight!!!"
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an expression which clearly defines how ridiculously hot it may be in a given location....say Iraq
Why are you sweating? Because it's hotter than a fat bitch in a biscuit in here!
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This is the top of the ranks for rating a female , these words may only be spoken by the most alpha of alpha males
Aw man that b.e definitely has a fat arse tight pussy
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A (FSCUD) is a large plumpy grotesque woman who unexplainably came into a position of some power over others and does not make good judgement calls. She tends to make the same mistakes on a daily basis and is oblivious to the fact that she is to blame. Any choice made by such person is usually flawed in some way. Anyone who knows a FSCUD has my sympothy.
I work with Kelly and she is the worst Fat Super Cow of Ultimate Doom I have ever seen. I just want to kill myself when I see her.
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Too have a bowel movement, a dump, a shit, to pinch a loaf, or just a plain old shit.
Man, I gotta hurry home to drop the fat kids off at the pool.
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when two unfavorable, extremely fugly dykes get together by themselves, to trash talk an ex that they share. it is clearly not a party, since it only consists of two people, and the ex is neither fat nor a bitch but a beautiful, young woman who is a wonderful person. these poor, poor woman just have nothing to do but obsess over her, because they have no lives. one will live on to be a big time waitress, and be famous and rich and the other will grow a penis from all the rugby and steroids.
lee luw and ky guy from washington vagina attend Fuck you fat bitch party (ies)
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