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small penis motorcycle
a motorcycle that is way too powerful for a man, but he rides it because it overcompensates for his small penis.
A small penis motorcycle is a motorcycle way more powerful than the skills of the rider, but he chooses to ride it to overcompensate for his genital inadequacies.
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Steps: 1. Get a group of 4-6 guys on the dancefloor.
2. Gradually spread out into a small oval shape.
3. Wait for a group of 4-6 girls to walk into the middle of the small oval.
4. Immediately close in the oval around them and start grinding.
5. Enjoy.
The other night at the club, we desperately were trying to pick up some chicks. We huddled up and began to spread out. Within 5 minutes, 4 girls walked between us and we closed in around them. One of the girls exclaimed "I think we were just caught in a PENIS FLY TRAP!....and I am loving it!!"
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A sexual act in which the male tucks his member between his legs and bends over at which point the female approaches the male from behind and performs oral sex on him as his phallus is protruding from his ass region.
I was thrilled when my girlfriend finally agreed to do a sweaty ass-penis so I quickly tucked my penis between my legs and bent over. Soon I was enjoying some oral sex from behind.
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Peeing in someones mouth and feeling their penis in the shower wile having your friend shoot a movie of you
I went into the shower and gave her a doulb penis as a friend of mine shot a movie of us
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A tribal penis that runs on chai, silk, and multiple wives. Enjoys sex 5 times a day.
Khalid has such a Pashtun penis, he is already on his fourth orgasm before lunch.
pashtun penis afghan khalid
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Just like Second hand smoke, you may be in danger of second hand penis. The act of toching ones shaft, penis, or balls and then shaking hands or touching another person, thus transfering your touch unto them.
Matt goes to the bathroom and fires one off. He then goes to class and shakes hands with Adam. Adam is now a victim of Second Hand Penis, and may now be considered 1/3 gay.
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