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ok so in the tent luigis old tv turns on and the old guy kidnaps him because the purple moon boke because of king boo now luigi has to get all the pieces on his way he meets anoyying dog caled polterpop and has to save anoyying toads gets raped by some boss, then agian, agian, he got rid of his humping addiction now he opens things and uh.. at the end he fights haunted armour then king boo, king boo dies agan then luigi saves mario and the moon.
Luigi's Mansion 2, Dark Moon Is a great game btw I just copied that off of another guy *credits to him btw*
Holding up the 2 fingers sign means you pull absoulty no bitches you get no talk and your just a walking L , you got L rizz and couldnt even pull guys if you tried
See kale over there he holds up 2 fingers
A sound you hear in the middle of the night that you cannot explain with science it is supernatural and you just have to accept that it exists and ignore it
Friend 1: Did you just hear that 2 am sound
Friend 2: yeah I’m just not gonna fuck with it
Friend 1: straight
Guys born on this day are the most motherfucking attractive boys on earth, they have so much big dick energy, but ONLY if they're half french. Men born on this day know how to treat women right, and how to cook. 99% sure they have a Nirvana obsession, loves Bruce Lee, Skates and has an unhealthy habit of meowing at every minor inconvinience.
"OMG that guy is so hot!!"
"He's probably a July 2nd guy!"
July second where you have to give someone named Logan road head.
Hey it’s July 2 time for some road head