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A girl that guzzles cum after being fucked like a rag doll.
Yeah, that bitch lastnight night was a Cum guzzling fuck doll.
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The Kansas City Cum Swap or KCCS for short is a high-level, two-part procedure taking approximately seven days and three people (2 male, 1 female) to complete. The first part involves two men having rough anal sex. At the point of climax the pitcher pulls out and ejaculates into the mouth of the catcher. The catcher then spits the semen into the mouth of the pitcher who then performs a "reverse felch" in which he blows the semen back into the anus of the catcher using a silly straw. This must all be done quickly as the anus of the catcher is (as required for the second step) badly bruised and will swell shut. After seven days (and a steady diet of anti-diarrheal medication) the catcher's anus finally relaxes and prolapses at which point he uses it like a dildo and sticks it into the vagina of the female. Once it is fully inserted the male then farts with enough force to fully expel the semen (and generous amounts of fecal matter) while simultaneously the female performs a "reverse queef" to suck the babybatter into her ovaries with the hopes of producing a healthy dbox offspring.
Bob: So last Summer Martha and I vacationed in Truck Stop, Missouri and did a Kansas City Cum Swap with a trucker named Jim.
Dave: No wonder your son is such a fuckin dbox.
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Someone who can't show any restraint when tempted by something.
A very mean derogatory insult to a person - like a douche bag or a fuckin' asshole but worse.
Hey, hey, hey! Chill out! Hang on a sec, you, cum guzzling dick junky! How can ya be so impatient?!
For God's sake, get the fuck outta here, you, cum guzzling dick junky!!! Piss off!
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filthy, dirty, no-good whore.....no wait whore's charge money so Slut....yes a filthy, dirty, no-good slut!
trust me dude you don't want to go out with here she's a cum guzzeling skuzz bucket!
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That 30 second period where there is no possibility that you could act fast enough so that a roommate opening the door would not catch you in the act of masturbation, even if said door was locked.
He walked in right at the end of my cum shot vulnerability period and i barely had enough time to pull my pants up.
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White ring formed around a person's mouth similar to a clown (Bobo) from the type of chap stick made for 80s lifeguards. Tends to leave white, visible residue similar to those seen after the climax in clown porn scenes.
Dude what's up bobo cum ring? What's all over your mouth? Did you just blow a clown?
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when jose really wants to cum but has to do it on shannon’s forehead bc he lost
he’s just gay lol joses cum dream is hot
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