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JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES

someone who is skilled at a great deal of tasks, usually in the same feild, but who lacks suffcient skill in any one specific area.

"He can play guitar, keys and drums, but he just isn't that great"

"Jack-of-all-trades master of none"

by lukio March 17, 2007

43πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


Jack-Off Plea

A Jack Off Plea (JOP) is what you beg your masturbation buddy to do -- "Ahhh ... don't stop, that feels sooo good, I'm almost there, I'm gonna cum soon, yes ... I feel my cumshot ... I'm cummming ... I'm having a cum-rush pleasure-gasm !!!".

Please ... my Jack-Off Plea right now is make me have a cum-rush pleasure-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021

306πŸ‘ 367πŸ‘Ž


jacked up

A racialy motivated search.

Me an De'Bo wuz out ride'n and got jacked up 'cause they wuz look'n fo 2 nigga's on a 10-11.

by jdm October 30, 2003

5πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


Jack Off Jill

the pioneer band in female Gothic rock bands, jack off jill (joj) is the most likely inspiration for Kittie and perhaps even Otep. they disbanded a while back, with each member doing a few side projects. They have currently resurfaced as Scarling. That release is yet to come(Band Aid covers the Bullet Hole, released as vinyl, for now). JOJ only produced two albums...Clear Hearts Grey Flowers and Sexless Demons & Scars. these two albums were amazing, and can still be bought in a few places. All in all, JOJ is an amazing band that had much potential, and will most likely make a powerful comeback in their latest incarnation.

"Jack off Jill is an amazing female metal band"

by Cinnamon Spider July 10, 2003

30πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Synthetic Jack Black

The purest substance on Earth. Will take you from the decking to the beach in 3 seconds flat!

β€œHey dude you got the *good stuff*?”
β€œYeah dude. I got the *synthetic jack black”
β€œOhhh yeah dude bowel cancer time!”

by Kidslayer69 January 13, 2020

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


captain jack sparrow

A shot containing 1/3 captain Morgan 1/3 jack Daniels 1/3 parrot bay

Pour me a captain jack sparrow bartender

by Deepinyadave March 14, 2015

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


playing jack and the beanstalk

stimulating an erect penis until it reaches climax/cums

can be a hand job or masturbation/jerking off

jack slid up and down the bean stalk until there were clouds in the sky and the beanstalk fell limply to the ground <--playing jack and the beanstalk

by jojo548 November 30, 2008

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž