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Theodors left nut

haha tedde din left nut är på urban dictionary

Theodors left nut should be a fortnite skin

by Kapera October 03, 2023


Butt nut squash

When you ejaculate in a girls anus, have her fart it out, dilute with urine and have her drink it.

Are you butt nut squash wild?

by Steve seagull July 09, 2022


Peak post nut

The ultimate mental clarity a human reaches right after they orgasm, when the brain is no longer preoccupied with and fixated on sex.

After struggling for days to make a decision, John knew the answer within seconds once he hit peak post nut.

by Smackawack November 22, 2022


Nebraska nut butter

The semen-feces mixture that forms when a man fucks an Alabama hot pocket to completion. Has a similar consistency to yogurt.

"Dave gave me an Alabama hot pocket last night, and I swear I was dripping Nebraska nut butter for three hours."

by Misterfisteroboto August 09, 2019


Nut Sack Chigger

A type of itch on your ball sack that you can't scratch but have to roll it in your fingers.

My balls itch but I have to roll it, damn nut sack chiggers.

by Gordy W. September 05, 2023


Legendary Second Nut

Definition - The rare occurrence of a male having a second full orgasm seconds after having the first one while in intercourse or oral sex.

Discovered in 1903 by American scientist studying how sex affects the body. The occurrences is very rare, only 1 out of a million can achieve it. Believed to be genetic.

Guy 1 - I was banging Morgan last night, and after I nutted I had a second one right after that was even bigger and better!

Guy 2 - Dude you achieved the Legendary Second Nut !

by chiggins_5 January 23, 2017


bananna nut waffle

The act getting your nuts all steamy, nice and warm, then proceeding to locate two black women scissoring then aggressively place your scrotum between the two. Banana nut waffle.

Jakhira and jasmine gave joe a wet n’ steamy Bananna nut waffle last Tuesdey.

by Grosyfunny69 November 11, 2017