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a person with no coordination, an event that is unorganized.
get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you're definition
*let me help you lift that box, you look like a monkey fuckin' a football
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Flicking the bean with your thumb
My fingers got cramped so I had to give her the ol Swedish Monkey Wrench
A group of people acting feral while going to get an item/items.
"I was going to get a pencil when my teacher told our class to go up to her desk to get one, but everyone else ran and got one before I could. My classmates are such crazy monkey bitches."
It's when you stretch your foreskin around her mouth and have her blow into it, producing a vibrating sensation.
The girlfriend kept mouthing off to me so I gave her the Brazilian smuggle monkey
Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.
My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.
The act of having sex on the monkey bars as two people on a single bar fricking
Man I did that monkey bar sex with her all reses
The same as "Magic Monkey" or "Magic Nigger" (but with the emphasis on the fact that this wonderful but largely mythical creature mainly inhabits the wish-world of the liberal media establishment): a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.
Look at that TV commercial - another Magic Media Monkey! Who do they think they're fooling?!